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Is Piers Morgan Secretly In Love With Madonna?

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“Let’s be honest, most of us howled ourselves hoarse watching the self-acclaimed Material Girl morph into Material Hurl at the BRIT Awards…For me, it perfectly personified the state of this once great legend’s career: dying on her a** in a pit of ignominy.”

– Piers Morgan on Madonna fall at Brit Awards

Piers Morgan wasted no time publishing a scathing review in the Daily Mail about Madonna the day after she fell offstage at the Brit Awards, the English equivalent of the Grammys.

Like a jolted ex-boyfriend, Morgan has a long history of throwing shade at the Material Girl. In his Daily Mail article he bragged about how, when Madonna was 35, he wrote such a harsh review for the Sun Times that the paper sold 4 million copies.

This came after seeing her six years earlier when, as a drunk 22-year old, Morgan pushed his way to the front row of a Madonna concert in Wembley Stadium.

“She then pranced about on stage in a corset, thrusting her breasts and pelvis about like an ageing hooker in an Amsterdam red-light district window.”
– Piers Morgan on Madonna Grammy performance.

Why is it then, that Morgan was practically cheering after Madonna fell down the stairs last week? Isn’t there is something so perfectly mean about Morgan’s feelings toward Madonna that it begs the question: What did she do to him anyway?

It seems that part of the problem is that Piers wants to be a celebrity, like all “newsmen” these days. There was a time when the talking heads on television, or newspaper writers, weren’t celebrities. Now, Morgan and pundits like Bill O’Reilley want a bigger piece of the action. They want to be famous.

That might be part of why Morgan “banned Madonna from life” from his old show on CNN. Maybe Madonna was none too impressed and didn’t give this former newspaper editor his due. In other words, maybe she didn’t treat Morgan like a REAL celebrity, the kind of celebrity he craves for himself, especially since he’s a judge on American’s Got Talent.

“Madonna is as immature as the gormless toyboys she dates and dumps with the zealotry of a pubescent teenager.”
– Piers Morgan on Madonna’s love life

Meanwhile, Madonna has been huge pop star since the 80s selling hundreds of millions of records and Morgan doesn’t get it. Just because you report on celebrities, doesn’t mean you are celebrity.

It it’s one thing to not be a fan of a particular artist, but to admit “howling” with laughter when that artist could have broken their neck seems like the rant of boorish bully.

So why the enmity? Does Morgan have a crush on Madonna? Did the object of his twenty-two year-old-post-adolescent lusty self get rejected my Madonna? Doesn’t this remind of you of the boy on the playground pulling the girl’s hair because he likes her?

Morgan’s obsession with Madonna seems to border on the Freudian frustration of a man scorned.

What Piers did NOT mention in his article is that he banned Madonna from his show on CNN back in 2012 over a “personal spat.” “Hmm, a personal spat?” Maybe there’s some truth to the theory that Morgan has a crush on Madonna.

“I want Madonna to apologize to me on bended knee”
– Piers Morgan

He was even quoted by TMZ saying that “I want Madonna to apologize to me on bended knee” all because of a mystery feud that blew up on the Internet a couple of years back.

Piers refused to elaborate on what’s really behind the feud saying it was a “a private spat.” If it was private then why was Morgan broadcasting this all over the airwaves and banning her from his show?

Whatever the reason, Morgan may be a “celebrity” in the UK but he’s not one in the US. He had a show on CNN and now he’s a essentially a game show host.

In that same TMZ article, Madonna’s management said that he was “delusional for feuding with Madonna. He isn’t even on Madonna’s radar.”

Piers, get over yourself. You should get on bended knee for the fact that a real star, even if she’s no longer the twenty-five year old of your dreams, would ever even acknowledge you.

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