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How To Avoid Getting ‘Taylor Swifted’ – A Calvin Harris 4-Step Survival Guide

You may be familiar with the not-so-nice term “Taylor Swifting” thanks to South Park. But have you ever been “Taylor Swifted?”

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Thanks to ‘South Park,’ the pop star’s name is associated with scooting your butt on the ground like a dog.

Well, we have a new way to add the pop star’s name to your vocabulary: Taylor Swifted. This fancy new term can be used when a former boyfriend or girlfriend and you call it quits, and you find out your ex-significant other has already moved on in a short amount of time.

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Is Taylor Swift Taylor Swifting?

Here’s how to use it in a sentence: Calvin Harris got Taylor Swifted when she broke up with him and immediately started dating Tom Hiddleston.

This is an ESSENTIAL term because, let’s face it, we’ve all been Taylor Swifted. I once went on a date with a guy only to find out he was engaged three short months later. We didn’t even have chemistry (or a second date), but I still felt jilted.

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Uhhhh…when did this happen?

We called the Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift split long before it happened, but that doesn’t mean Harris hasn’t had his heart stomped on. Back when he got in a car accident in Los Angeles, we assumed the “Shake It Off” singer was going to dump him thanks to his horrible facial lacerations, but it turned his scratches weren’t that bad.

Next, we knew there was trouble in paradise when Swift went solo to the Met Gala. Harris didn’t show at the high-fashion event even though his girlfriend was co-hosting. We all know she found comfort in the dancing arms and bod of Tom Hiddleston that night.

Once they finally called it quits, she and Hiddleston made things official just TWO WEEKS after her official breakup by making out in public and even introducing each other to their parents.

Mr. Harris, you have been Taylor Swifted. So what’s a poor gent to do to survive?

Read more to see all 4 steps of our Calvin Harris Survival Guide:

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